cat eater

Asians (whom most of them) that eat anything under the sun, even little 'fluffy', if the wok is warm and the noodles are boiled.

I cat tell whats worst.......bein stuck in the fast lane behind a fossil or a cat eater on the highway.

by stumpz November 7, 2008

Easter

The celebration of a bearded man called Jesus Christ, who died on a cross and rose again, resulting in future workplaces and schools closing while people eat chocolate Easter eggs.

Hey! Put down that tax return and have an egg! It's Easter!

by Jane Wellington January 5, 2004

designated eater

A person who voluntarily eats food that other people do not want to eat or can not eat due to diets or health issues, thus allowing those people to enjoy the benefits of their diets.

With nearly everyone in the office on either low-carb or low-fat diets, I have become the designated eater at company parties, enjoying the plethora of cakes, cookies, pies, and assorted junk food.

A hobbit makes a good designated eater, as does a computer programmer.

by John Bookwalter, Jr. July 21, 2004

man eater

1: an unusually powerful and intelligent woman. she gets a kick out of using men because they are so easy to fool. if you fall for her, it's your own damn fault for being so stupid.

2: ie...LandShark

3: Margot

Margot has all the men chasing her...she is such a man eater.

by Phoenix88 May 18, 2006

cake-eater

Rich people. Especially those who go out of their way to show off their wealth.

I drove by the country club yesterday, and all the cake-eaters were lined up to play 18.

by nybor April 9, 2006

easter

"Hey? Where'd the Body Go?" Day.

Not to be confused with Dead Guy on a Stick Day (aka Good Friday).

by barbaroso May 3, 2004

Middle Eastern Mars Bar

A sex act involving meticulous preparation whereby a male (or female with penis) shaves his testicles, gooch and head and proceeds to store the shaven hair. Step two requires minor culinary skills in that a couple of Mars Bars must be heated in a pan and brought to highly viscous (thick), yet fluid, syrup. The newly created concoction (after cooling to a lukewarm temperature) is then carefully lathered onto the perpetrator’s earlier prepared erected penis and testicles. All the shaven hair is generously applied to the chocolate-coated trouser snake until it is completely covered to create an ‘ewok-type’ appeal. The final, and crucial, step is to coax a female to initiate the art of felatio on you and, in a jack-in-the-box-style maneuver, reveal your Middle Eastern Mars Bar.

*NB: It should be noted the Mars Bar syrup possesses both practical and aesthetic purposes:
Practical – to allow the hair to stick;
Aesthetic – to act as a dark background to the hair

She was coughing up chocolate fur balls for weeks after I gave her the Middle Eastern Mars Bar at Steve's place after Dirty Thursdays.

by GTD August 10, 2007