Ed Zachary Disease

Ed Zachary Disease is when your face looks exactly like your ass, meaning you are extremely ugly.

"Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass." - Dr. Chang of China

by -Brad- May 24, 2006

Ed Hardy Water

Ed Hardy Water is a "premium" water company that uses regular water to fill their ridiculously designed water bottles. They advertise the water as "structured water."

"Oh, excuse me. You caught me putting vasoline on my lips to keep them very kissable. Give me one second while I take a sip of my Ed Hardy water, which contains hexangle molecules of gold and platinum."

by xicetraex January 30, 2010

El Kabong-ed

To take a shot to the head from a guitar.

God damn he got wrecked! He just got El Kabong-ed by that steel guitar.

by E. Nygma October 30, 2009

Son Of Merlinda-ed

When you and the girls decide to get really wild for hot girl spring, summer, fall, or really even winter. Bitches be crazy, no fucks are given, and usually their is a lot skiiing, nudity, champ-bongs, and penis things.

Maegan: dude this weekend is going to be wild, I don’t even know if I’m ready.

Alyssa: gurlll it’s hot girl spring, I’m gonna get son of merlinda-ed and probably black out.

by Wagnarly April 29, 2021

Soto-ed

To leave a person hanging through unresponsiveness or false hopes

Dude. I got Soto-ed by this chick last night who said she wanted to go out and then bailed on me.

by Jackson Doe April 2, 2008

ed sheeran

a very sexy ginger man, who is known for his song shape of you 🤗 he has very cute ginger pubes 🥰🥰

friend- who is that sexy ginger over there? 😍
me- that is the ome and only ed sheeran 😇😇

by sussysue July 16, 2021

Ed Hardy

An overpriced but, at one time, insanely popular East Coast designer brand that has lost some of its 'cool' thanks to the ever-growing army of morons who hate anyone who doesn't like the things they like. These are often the same twats who wear their baseball caps backwards and have their jeans so far down their asses you can count the skid-marks on the $30 boxers they bought to draw the attention away from their tiny penises.

Lovers: nice Ed Hardy, buddy. Check mine out…
Haters: Ed Hardy sucks ass, you douchebag!

by Sausagenose April 6, 2015