ear-bacon

Ear-bacon-Noun: sonically pleasing yet psychologically damaging sound

I've been cutting my intake of ear-bacon. I don't listen to memes anymore.

by Chuang Chou May 17, 2016

ear fisting

1. The sexual act of wrapping 3 or more Q tips together inserting it into one’s ear canal

2. A person who doesn’t want to hear the truth

Those gays went back to that ear fisting shit again

2.The boy billy is a real ear fister, I told him that he’s gay for watching gay porn but he just won’t hear it

by Gocnitively pmiaired January 13, 2018

travellers ear

Travellers ear is when a Traveller can understand their native language through thick accents. One with travellers ear may complete words and understand body language with people from other countries. People with travellers ear usually do not speak the native language.

Alex- "what did he say?"
Brian- "I don't know, get Josh over here he has good travellers ear."

by Mott18 March 9, 2020

Wank ear

The heightened sense of hearing a young man develops when he masturbate in a house with other people. Despite masturbating he intensely listens for anybody approaching his location so he has ample time to hide his penis, clean up his immediate environment, and maybe hide any pornography he might be using.

Aw man, since moving back home I had to sharpen up my wank ear.

My wife doesn't knock when I shower, better use my wank ear when I rub one out.

by munky82 December 13, 2017

Ear Bloople

The squishy thing on the end of your ear buds.

Alyssa told me " I lost your ear bloople" And so I destroyed her bookbag to find my ear bloople .

by cakeisgood420 September 3, 2016

Ear Oral

The action of slurping, licking or sucking in someone’s ear with ones tongue

Hey wanna try ear oral,
Oh yes please slurp that baby up

by Beangang69 June 30, 2019

man ears

When you don't hear correctly or you hear what you want to hear due to distraction or inability to actually stop and listen for once.

Ex. 1
Wife: "Pick up the kids at 4:30."
Husband: An hour late because he picked the kids up at 5:30. He had his man ears on.

Ex.2

"It's up in the cupboard!"

He looks and responds, "No, it's not in the fridge!"

He has his man ears on.

by 310Nicole November 17, 2016