couch dolphin

1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.

2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching ‘Flipper’ reruns, ‘Zeus and Roxanne,’ etc. , because the concept of human connection perplexes them.

Well… that Jim Dave fellow turned out to be a real couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?

by Judith Jetson Lightyear July 27, 2024

maimi dolphins

The BEST NFL football team to every play football. G.O.A.T.S. The only team to go a perfect season. There one of the team's that come to mind when you think BEST.

The Maimi Dolphins are so good . No one will ever be better that them.

by Finsup🐐🐬🐬 April 18, 2018

Dolphin Slap

When a Mermaid or Merman slaps you with their tail in the nuts

Damn, that Mermaid gave you one hell of a Dolphin Slap

by nswpfMichaelHunt October 8, 2014

Long range angry dolphin

When you fire a nerf dart at a foe and it wedges itself in between their butt cheeks or inserts itself completely

We were nerf battling and the bastard gave me the old long range angry dolphin.

by Aeden Kirin June 21, 2017

Dolphin Tom

A creature made by a twisted mind with an uncontainable lust for the human Harry Potter.

"Did you hear about Dolphin Tom? Man, that will fuck you up".
"I honestly want a love as pure as Dolphin Tom has for Harry."

by Youllneverguesswhoitsnotme May 11, 2018

Dolphin

A rapey aquatic animal

Dolphins are rapists

by Musical Chairs March 23, 2021

Tangle the Dolphin

When a male masturbates, he is Tangling the dolphin.

I wanna Tangle the Dolphin but met-arts photo shopping isn't exiting me right now.

by Dolphin Mangler 112 February 14, 2012