Doctor

Someone who's a freaking perv. And based their entire life and career on their perv-i-ness.

Person#1:OMG my doctor is such a perv.
Person#2: they all are

by fandom_obsessed November 30, 2017

mouth doctor

someone who is exceptionally skilled in oral sex

your wife is a real mouth doctor

by mouth doctor May 10, 2019

Doctors

Keeps your system running properly!

Praise Doctors♡

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. November 15, 2020

Doctor Sparta Smack Backs

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Doctor Sparta Smack Backs

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

visit to the doctor

to drink doctor McGillicuddy's peppermint schnapps alcohol

person one: i have some peppermint schnapps chilling in the freezer

person two: i'm definitely gonna need a visit to the doctor

by hsdhsr3452gdhg January 3, 2011

Columbian Doctor

A Columbian Doctor is an individual who leads the physical process of creating cocaine. A drug scientist.

Tyler: "Whoa dude, did you see the news last night? They busted up a huge cocaine ring down south and even caught a couple Columbian Doctors that were heading up the operations!"

Ben: "Wait, what?"

Tyler: "Drug scientists, you know, right?"

by TRPooper September 4, 2011

Doctor Vetorkian

Veterinarian who moonlights making house calls to euthanize pets.

We wanted our dog put down in the comfort of his bed, surrounded by family, so I called Doctor Vetorkian.

submitted by [e-mail] aka WIZARD OF ODDS

by Wizard of Odds February 6, 2025