Dave

An absolutely dick, most are selfish pricks that only care about themselves. Will use you then throw you out afterwards. Only 1 out of 10 Davids are nice. However if they go by Dave then they will mock and ridicule you for the rest of your life. My mother married a fucking Dave and he's a piece of shit. Fuck you Dave; think of someone else besides yourself for once bitch.

Don't be a Dave, they laugh at kids whose parents just died. They're fucking bastard!

by Cordediligamus April 29, 2019

Dave’s Dive Bar Dick Rub

When a leathery faced older lady rubs your penis over your black jeans and buys you a coors at a dive bar

That lady just gave me the ol’ Dave’s Dive Bar Dick Rub

by SALosDawg4Eva May 23, 2021

Dave Barz

Dave Barz is a succsessful Hip-Hop artist / Rapper from Bridgeport Connecticut, he has collaborated with many other succsesfull artists such as K.Sparks, Nyce Da Future, Nikelous F, etc etc. He has released many albums over the past 10 years and has been featured on thousands of mixtapes accross the united states as well as overseas, he was featured in Rap Fanatic Magazine with a full page and article as well as a promo spot. Dave Barz is signed to Double Up Entertainment and is one to look out for.

Dave Barz did a song with Nyce Da Future who is signed to G-Unit Record and his lablemate K.Sparks has collaborated with Kid Cudi.

Dave Barz is one of the best Hip-Hop artists in the state of connecticut

by killahkevSOUTHEND August 18, 2010

girl Dave

shropshire man/bird with a nirish fetish often found wallowing in others sick and wearing a blue cap. loves to cane a bowl of smash with bisto chicken gravy and drink a bottle of vodka before attempting to execute a taxi driver with the energy sword. resides in squalor in chester.

dude, girl dave was all like, "wheres nirish? hes got my vodka and smash!"

by an individual in society! December 11, 2004

Dave

A common phrase for people pretending to be a different gender (mostly female)
Similar to a catfish.

Dave‘s are trying to hook up other people in online games or social media to get certain benefits out of it.

I think I got catfished yesterday by Dave and dumb me gave all my resources to Dave.

by WisestGuyOnEarth July 15, 2021

mad dave

term used to descibe chodeish charcter. also anyone who drinks lava lamp. also may answer to monikers of 'crazy john', 'random dude' and 'insane steve'
not to be confused with the lesser spotted wild beckmaster - mad dave's mate

'mad dave you are a chode'
'have you seen your mate today, beck?'

by bob April 7, 2004

Cowboy Dave

Cowboy Dave is a guy so great at his cowboy skills and infinite wisdom in all subjects even the Pope is honoured to bath in his glory!
Cowboy Dave rides a unicycle but can lassoo buffalo and small children from 100 feet.
Plus he is the greatest womaniser in the universe.

Not worthy!!! NOT WORTHY!

All must bow before Cowboy Dave, wait where is he taking that boy?!?

by reado July 23, 2008