tumblr depressed

The type of depression that is created out of thin air and seeks nothing but attention, self pity, and re-posts on Tumblr.

BOY 1: Yo did you hear Heather started cutting her wrists because of her newly discovered depression.
BOY 2: Yeah man, I heard she just got Tumblr and prob got Tumblr depressed

by Rickety Wrexked January 25, 2017

tumbling depression

When you are half crippled. A level up from Crippling depression

"Yo man, my mom got tumbling depression cause there weren't any noodles at Walmart."

by Random but not really November 30, 2017

seasonal depression

a way for the government to hide the phenomenon where the fluoride (in water and toothpaste) loses effect on certain people during the winter.

Person: I have finally achieved clarity
Person 2 (Government agent): No, you just have seasonal depression.

by M3M3life December 22, 2021

cyclical depression

A roller coaster of emotions. Similar to the stock market or economy. (Usually a trait of females)

Guy 1: I hate all these girls posting pics with new friends from parties and crying when they don't actually hangout

Guy 2: it's the fuckin cyclical depression man. They do it to themselves

by Swagkiller469 June 7, 2018

Coldstone Depression

The immense amount of regret and shame felt after eating icecream from Coldstone Creamery.

David: "Mer, I feel so horrible after eating that chocolate dipped waffle bowl full of ice cream..."
Meredith: "Yeah babe, that's called Coldstone Depression...I feel it too."

by hi.immeredith August 6, 2011

Sexual Depression

This type of depression happens due to being single causing you to not stop masturbating/being horny. This causes you to be highly depressed over not having any sexual activity with someone else besides yourself.

Damn...Jarod...you definitely have sexual depression. I mean when was the last time you had sex?

by Supbitches April 8, 2020

gay depression

When you’re gay asf and can’t find any other gays to share your gay with

Damn that girl is hot, too bad she likes guys. And thereeees my gay depression.

by Greasynoceur January 31, 2018