tumblr depressed

The type of depression that is created out of thin air and seeks nothing but attention, self pity, and re-posts on Tumblr.

BOY 1: Yo did you hear Heather started cutting her wrists because of her newly discovered depression.
BOY 2: Yeah man, I heard she just got Tumblr and prob got Tumblr depressed

by Rickety Wrexked January 25, 2017

guitar depression

A general state of sadness, personal despondency, or dejection felt immediately after witnessing an individual outperform or otherwise display such exceptional skill playing a guitar that it leaves one suddenly melancholic or indifferent towards oneself and one's own level of skill with same instrument. Not to be confused with shredblock.

Carla: "Hey, have you seen James recently?"
Gary: "Nah. I hear he has guitar depression...hasn't left his room, or touched his guitar for weeks. Not since John Petrucci ripped him a new one."

by Autodidact904 January 6, 2017

tumbling depression

When you are half crippled. A level up from Crippling depression

"Yo man, my mom got tumbling depression cause there weren't any noodles at Walmart."

by Random but not really November 30, 2017

cyclical depression

A roller coaster of emotions. Similar to the stock market or economy. (Usually a trait of females)

Guy 1: I hate all these girls posting pics with new friends from parties and crying when they don't actually hangout

Guy 2: it's the fuckin cyclical depression man. They do it to themselves

by Swagkiller469 June 7, 2018

seasonal depression

a way for the government to hide the phenomenon where the fluoride (in water and toothpaste) loses effect on certain people during the winter.

Person: I have finally achieved clarity
Person 2 (Government agent): No, you just have seasonal depression.

by M3M3life December 22, 2021

Coldstone Depression

The immense amount of regret and shame felt after eating icecream from Coldstone Creamery.

David: "Mer, I feel so horrible after eating that chocolate dipped waffle bowl full of ice cream..."
Meredith: "Yeah babe, that's called Coldstone Depression...I feel it too."

by hi.immeredith August 6, 2011

Sexual Depression

This type of depression happens due to being single causing you to not stop masturbating/being horny. This causes you to be highly depressed over not having any sexual activity with someone else besides yourself.

Damn...Jarod...you definitely have sexual depression. I mean when was the last time you had sex?

by Supbitches April 8, 2020