crust dusting

another term for masterbation. similar to choke the chicken, beat the bed post etc.

man, jeremy was crust dusting in class.

by butt crustey December 7, 2006

trick dating

The result of an agreed upon friendship gone awry through conscious manipulation on the side of one party; generally involves a series of "hang outs" where one party enjoys the company, while the other maneuvers to turn the corner toward a mutually-desired relationship.

Guy: I'd love to hang out with you, but only as friends.
Girl: Oh sure--that's what I wanted anyway--it's great to have friends from the opposite sex to just hang out with! (meanwhile, she tells her friends the two are dating....)

ex: "I thought we were only friends, but he was trick dating me the whole time, so I had to break up from my non-dating relationship!"

by J2dB2dJ May 27, 2008

crop dusting

A slang term used among many avid bird lovers or wildlife rehabilitation workers to define the particular defense display that is unique and limited only to barn owls. A barn owl, when cornered, will fan out it's wings and lower it's head, swinging it slowly from side to side as it hisses. This display is termed as crop dusting.

"wtf is that owl doing?"
"crop dusting, leave it alone."

by Julia Stewert November 28, 2007

safe dating

dating someone really ugly/horrible because you know they'll never leave you

guy #1: id love to leave my girl for a bangin chick, but I won't because i know my girl would never leave me cause she's fat.

guy #2: safe dating is the way to do it!

by peppermint eel February 20, 2008

Online Dating

What a bunch of desperate losers, mostly likely teenagers do on online games because they will never have a date in real life or at least not anytime soon.

Person 1: What do you think about Online Dating?
Person 2: It's absolutely pathetic and you have to be desperate if you do so.
Person 1: I agree 100%, no way would someone even think about doing without being desperate.
Person 2: Exactly, because games are made to have fun.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 11, 2021

M & M dusting

The art of filling your glass bowl with crystal and spilling half of it on the floor. And then brushing the spillage onto the floor while saying " man, fuck doug"

Melissa and Mandy are notorious for M & M dusting. Or

Whose been M& M dusting all over the living room.

by MandM_R_awesome21 June 30, 2021

Dusting

Someone was inhales duster and either pisses themselves, cracks there head off the tile, or crashes there mommy's expensive car.

Kolton: Holy shit man did you see what happen to nates moms car.

Ben: Yeah dude he was dusting when that happen.

by kolton99 May 1, 2007