Infamously diddled

When you get screwed over that one friend who's not really your friend but you still invite because you needed more people. Brennan.

I'm always infamously diddled by john when we play smash.

by TnodnarB May 24, 2020

Diddly Daddly Dolers

The dad way of saying dollars when he is feeling in a pirate kida sorta way

I'm losing all me diddly daddly dolers

by IBTE November 7, 2020

King Diddle

The “Top Dog” of molestation, in the community of highly elite people.

“I heard Jeffrey Epstein was the King Diddle this month”
-Donald Trump

by shmehlllkzzwll November 26, 2020

Mount Dawdlemore

A huge stone monument in South Dakota dat celebrates a few of da less "speedy" U.S. Presidents; i.e., commanders-in-chief who really "took their sweet ol' time" in making significant changes to their country and its political attributes.

A lot of da U.S. Prez figures down through history are sarcastically viewed by many disgruntled citizens as being little more than dat --- "figures"... these dissatisfied folks feel dat da majority of da presidents were largely ineffective at actually making significant positive difference in da overall economy or da well-being of da country in general. It would therefore be difficult to choose which of these four-or-eight-year head-honchos should be remembered by having their ugly mugs recreated in granite and marble on Mount Dawdlemore, since so many of them were considered to have contributed so little to da health of da nation while they were in office.

by QuacksO December 5, 2020

Second Diddle

A man who allows another man to sleep with his significant other, provided that he is allowed to watch and masturbate.
A cuck who wants to feel included.

It was hard to have sex with my best friend's wife because he was playing Second Diddle.

by guywiththesillyhat December 13, 2020

Crib Diddler

A Crib Diddler is someone who dates really young women or men

I can't believe he's dating Karen, she just turned 16! Ya, Cairns is a real Crib Diddler alright.

by BengalsfanJoel February 16, 2021

pimp.daddey

Is like the prettiest mf you’ll ever meet/see like she’ll probably be a model or sum, I’m not even kidding AND OMG she’s so fcking nice, I love her

Person: who’s pimp.daddey?
Other person: one of my favourite mutuals!!!

by Heazzs June 13, 2021