The man that your poor mother mated with to produce you...usually used instead of the term "biological father", where you now have a "new dad" or you don't want to refer to him as your "real" dad.
Daughter: My sperm dad is so cheap he sent me a roll of masking tape for my 12th birthday.
Friend: Well he is from Christchurch (New Zealand)
Friend: Well he is from Christchurch (New Zealand)
by Miss Polly January 25, 2008
"A Deadbeat works all day to stay away and keeps his money to himself and decides what he is going to pay and when. He wanted to get married, he wanted to have children, then he walked away when he has it all. He no longer cares if the Mother and Child waits daily or nightly for him. He no longer cares if they are broken. He thinks of himself as a good man and is built up by his friends; but once you get to know him you see he is the worst type of man."
He chose to walk away, but still wanted to act as a parent. He's actually nothing more then a deadbeat dad.
by TruthTellsAll October 04, 2015
When the kids don't listen to a word Mom is saying and then dad steps in by dropping his voice and octave and then tells the kids what to do and without as much as a moments hesitation they do the exact thing Mom as been asking them to do for the last hour!
N/A dad voice
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