Cranking the Pork Sword 

Touching yourself; masterbation; term used when describing masterbation

time to get to cranking the pork sword. Wheres my playboy?!"

Cranking the Pork Sword by HeyItsMeh! June 13, 2011

crackensack 

n. a quick 5-minute wash in a sink or shower, undertaken by a male, to ensure specific key areas of the body are at their very freshest before meeting up with members of the opposite sex. Can be paired with a titsenpits, or done independently.

Also known as crack'n'sack, crack-n-sack, or crack & sack.

I was running late to meet my girlfriend, so I went with a quick crackensack instead of a full shower.

crackensack by McGrobb September 19, 2011

Cracknob 

madman; crazy; mental

He ran down the street, nude, like a cracknob.

Cracknob by cookiemonstermoe September 30, 2011

cranking the flop 

Masturbating With a half-erect member

Joe was trying to break his masturbation record, but by the 4th go he was just cranking the flop.

cranking the flop by BadWolfxMYQx June 3, 2014

crackoin 

A super drug that's a mixture of cocaine and heroin. Real popular on the streets these days
Also called:Salt. White girl. Nose candy. Powder. Baby powder. Bacon soda. Sugar. Powered sugar. Powdered mayonnaise. The shredder.

Shady Dude: Hey brutha, lookin' to score some of that good ish. I can get you crackoin.
Unsuspecting Passerby: Crackoin?! I'm quite sure you just made that up
Shady Dude: Whatchutalkin' bout brutha. Crackoin is some pooowerful stuff. You just can't handle it.
Unsuspecting Passerby: kthanksbye

crackoin by Brefalicious March 14, 2015

Crackitac 

A dangerous crackhead that is usually intoxicated with crack and multiple variation levels of alcoholic intake.

He is one hell of a crackitac.

Crackitac by The rush hour... June 9, 2016

Crackitac 

A crackhead usually intoxicated with crack and alcohol at the same time.

He is one hell of a crackitac.

Crackitac by The rush hour... June 9, 2016