Two bad ass boatloads of the most awesome mini season lobster catchers of all time in the FL Keys. Actually, the entire universe.
Googan 1: Hey bro, what’s the deal with those two boats anchoring over there with everybody splashing in?
Googan 2: Dude, we’re screwed. That’s Cougar & Dragon. All the lobsters will be gone in 45 minutes.
Googan 3: Hey bro, why are those two boats headed home at 9:05 AM.
Googan 4: Dude, that’s Cougar & Dragon. They probably already limited out and will be playing a Queen song in 20 minutes.
Googan 2: Dude, we’re screwed. That’s Cougar & Dragon. All the lobsters will be gone in 45 minutes.
Googan 3: Hey bro, why are those two boats headed home at 9:05 AM.
Googan 4: Dude, that’s Cougar & Dragon. They probably already limited out and will be playing a Queen song in 20 minutes.
by Shredder P July 29, 2022
Get the Cougar & Dragon mug.1: A young individual, typically male, considered in his prime, whom will intentionally seek out locations highly frequently by older women, in hope to get swiped up by a carnivorous cougar, with a craving for fresh meat.
Tldr: Milf hunters. Boy Bimbos, Himbos in fact.
(See Milf, or Himbo...)
Tldr: Milf hunters. Boy Bimbos, Himbos in fact.
(See Milf, or Himbo...)
At a work holiday party:
Person one: "ANON is totally Cougar Bait. Just look at him over there!"
Person two: "I know, no shame at all!"
Anon who is currently having the time of his life: "Oh damn Sharlene, that must be so hard having to be a housewife, and taking care of 4 teenagers while your husband is out drinking with his friends, you should totally get a divorce-"
Person one: "ANON is totally Cougar Bait. Just look at him over there!"
Person two: "I know, no shame at all!"
Anon who is currently having the time of his life: "Oh damn Sharlene, that must be so hard having to be a housewife, and taking care of 4 teenagers while your husband is out drinking with his friends, you should totally get a divorce-"
by KandovanyKocicka December 5, 2023
Get the Cougar Bait mug.The Corner Cougar spots her prey and is extremely selective. She will lie in wait to seduce the hottest younger guy in the bar, club or sports field. She is more sexy and lethal than a regular run-of-the-mill cougar because she is subtle even though she’s on the prowl.
The Corner Cougar is the opposite of desperate. She is so gorgeous and mysterious she knows the guys will be drawn into her corner. She hunts but the prey are lining up without her having to lift a finger. Not every guy is brave enough for the challenge. She is the ultimate cougar prize with major bragging rights if you score her.
The Corner Cougar is the opposite of desperate. She is so gorgeous and mysterious she knows the guys will be drawn into her corner. She hunts but the prey are lining up without her having to lift a finger. Not every guy is brave enough for the challenge. She is the ultimate cougar prize with major bragging rights if you score her.
Young guy to his buddy: “Hey Dude, that Corner Cougar is super hot! Wonder if I stand a chance in hell?”
“That Corner Cougar’s gonna eat me alive!”
“If I can score that Corner Cougar I know I’ll get the best blowjob of my life!”
“That Corner Cougar’s gonna eat me alive!”
“If I can score that Corner Cougar I know I’ll get the best blowjob of my life!”
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Get the Flaming Cougar mug.A naive, and i mean unknowing naive (a guy whose never heard of cugars) young male between the age of 18 and 22 (Yes a potential cub) used as sacrifical lamb. This guy is :
*thrown on or off a dance floor or a isolated spot of the floor,
* thrown in a corner table of a singles bar,
*Thrown to a pack of cougars
To lure cougars away
Or
To lure cougars to you
*thrown on or off a dance floor or a isolated spot of the floor,
* thrown in a corner table of a singles bar,
*Thrown to a pack of cougars
To lure cougars away
Or
To lure cougars to you
The guys threw there cougar lure to the back of the dance floor and every cougar danced over to meet him, leaving the cute coeds for the rest.
by Theamazinggeek May 6, 2018
Get the Cougar lure mug.Used in conjunction with "walked into " basically its a room full of cougars in mid party. the worst of any kind involves both a open bar and a sex toy sales woman. many passing male interns have never returned upon going near such places
there were screeches , and horrifying sounds coming from the door. a young mail man and young sales man lay on the ground there clothes in tathers. the two young intern lawyers snuck a peek into near window. suddenly a cougar gave them a look. the boys realized they have to enter this active cougar den to hand mrs daley her divorce papers
by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017
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