cotton-headed ninny-muggins

A term used for a lazy person who procrastinates everything

"I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins papa elf"

by black blue an March 10, 2022

Cotton Blast

When you ejaculate on a cotton pad and someone else applies it to their face.

I frequently cotton blast, that's why I look so young.

by Rob Burry June 28, 2024

Cotton balls

Old man that has gets blue balls

Madwolf got cotton balls when classy the master shagger gave him the wrong directions to her house

by Ruinsomuras May 1, 2019

Cotton Capital

Family or institutional wealth, tainted by and largely attributable to the labor and production of enslaved peoples.

Think plantations: cotton, sugar cane, coffee, tea, cocoa, rubber, bananas, etc.

That family may have lots of "old money", but it's "cotton capital"!

by NeedleTurn August 18, 2024

Artrafuckalrigard cotton candy

You say this when ur low-key getting hardcore fucked by 6 black men at once, but your mom calls you

Mom: "Hey what's going on?"
Me: "Artrafuckalrigard cotton candy'
Mom: "You're getting hardcore fucked by 6 black men at once??"

by jdus568 May 31, 2024

Cotton cock

Your cock after a stoned girl gives you a blowjob

Damn bro, you got cotton cock!

by sugmeoff June 4, 2021

cottoned up

Worked up, agitated.

Person 1: Hehe, you're a dumbass.
Person 2: What the hell is wrong with you? *punches person 1*
Person 1: It's just my opinion, no need to get cottoned up about it.

by vaccafoeda2 September 1, 2005