Cotton Tail

A Cotton Tail is when toilet paper is wadded up into a baseball-sized ball and placed between the butt cheeks to resemble a bunny rabbit.
When Danielle came out of the bathroom pantsless, she bent over and showed me her cotton tail.
by Dingle Dung October 17, 2020
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Cotton throat

When your throat gets too dry to swallow from smoking too much marijuana.
"Dude I need some water, I have cotton throat!
by Purpl2lup May 03, 2019
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Touched Cotton

The act of involuntary orgasming, for both man and women, when fully clothed.
We were making out and I had a raging hard on and before I knew it, I touched cotton.
by Bullseye69 May 14, 2009
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cotton-headed ninny-muggins

A term used for a lazy person who procrastinates everything
"I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins papa elf"
by black blue an March 11, 2022
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Cotton headed ninnymuggin

A lazy individual who can’t pull their own weight. Calling someone a cotton headed ninnymuggin is the equivalent of calling a blacks person a Nigger.
Which one of you cotton headed ninnymuggins smoked my last pack of newports and drank my malt liquor. I’ll bust a cap in your cotton headed ninnymuggin ass when I find you
by White Christmas May 13, 2022
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