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cleaveland steamer

The act or acts of defecating on your sexual partner's chest. In particular, the feces should be projected to dump starting on the partners belly slowly steaming your way up the chest and into his/her mouth.
The bitch said she wanted to get freaky so I laid a cleaveland steamer on her.
by Raw Doggie September 15, 2003
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Cleveland Enema

The instance when one is defecating on a commode and a hydrodynamic turd plunges into the bowl causing water to splash back into one's rectal cavity.
I was droppin' the Browns off at the superbowl after all you can eat wing night and the next thing I know there was a tidal wave of toilet water entering my body from below giving me a refreshing Cleveland Enema.
by marsoopeyol March 3, 2011
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Cleveland Copy Roller

The act of shitting into a copy machaine's paper rollers so that the next person to use the machine at work gets a nice surprise on the 100 interoffice memos.
Becky didn't much appreciate that Paula failed to inform her that she had eaten three bowls of chili before leaving her a nice Cleveland Copy Roller.
by Gangsta 117 January 7, 2009
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Barnicle Cleaner

After a member of the "Dirty Sailor" sailing crew has lowered his sweaty members into "Bukkake Resevoir" in order to "Drop Anchor" - the man-glazed testicles will be served up to the eager whale for thorough cleansing.
Captain MikeC raised the coated anchor towards the awaiting hungry mouth of Rikki Lake for a full dose of the "Barnicle Cleaner".
by Mike - Mike - Ryan January 3, 2006
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Cleveland Browns

Best damn team ever.
Their fan club is the biggest sports fan club in the world.
by KRHimself April 14, 2004
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Cleveland Steamer

A Cleveland Steamer is one of two acts that are similar for the scatalogically inclined. One is a crude sex act the other a crude break up technique. Both are the same thing.

1. You take a dump on a lovers chest while or before titty fucking (if that partner is a female.) Generally for the cacaphile only or as a domination and humiliation tool in BDSM games. See also Brown Showers. The steamer part is that it is very probably steaming from the freshness (Moisture rising from it) not to do with "steamrolling" it. Then it would have been called a "Cleveland Steamroller". It is probably named after Cleveland (Lucky us Clevelanders) because of the brown stripe left behind resembling the brown stripe on the orange Cleveland Browns Football Helmet. If you squish it down and then you spooge on it for syrup it becomes a "Boston Pancake". Don't know the origin of Boston in refernce to that act.

2. Often used as a breakup technique for angry lovers to wait till the other is asleep and dumping on their chest and leaving them to wake in it the morning after. Point made. Sexual intercourse isn't necessary beforehand technically. It is only for extra points with your pals since you obviously are only pretending to be making up and having sex to achieve this goal and are tricking the other person to get even. Usually done without knowledge of the victim if the "pooper" wants to escape alive.
Tom wanted to break up with Sally after their last fight and he made his point to her by dropping her a Cleveland Steamer and leaving the bedroom.
by BFitz99 April 19, 2006
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Cleavalicious

when a woman looks beautiful in her new blouse that shows a little bit of cleavage.
"This over here is cleavalicious" spoken by a man with expressive aphasia post stroke.
by Farasha Dark August 14, 2010
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