clap nation

The act of clapping anyone and anything

Bro Melissa wanted me to come thru tonight!

Awww man go for it, Clap nation!

by DasSchwanz69 June 10, 2019

Clap eye

Gusset treacle in your eyes

I was munching a wrong un and some scampi snatch paste went in his eye oh no a dose of clap eye

by Twix Finger June 17, 2023

Fap clap

Fap clap is when a guy is jerking off and it makes a clapping sound. *clap* *clap*

Yo maaaaan you wanna go fap clap to that hot girl?

by lol rRed January 10, 2019

pootie clap

A queef.

bro sharon pootie claps way to much its gross.

by cheek tap man June 15, 2017

clapped by the storm

When some slow ass fucktard keeps looting and he dies to the storm

person 1: how did your dumbass die?
person 2: i got Clapped by the storm

by LGBTBBQ June 3, 2018

Corona Clap

The Covid 19 Corona virus of 2020 has caused a lot of commotion, worry and even death. As it is a biological infection, like the more common STD gonnarhea clap found around college campuses and trailer parks, as well as throughout congress, this is an alternative slang name combining old and new - thus, the Corona Clap.

The college kid from Duluth caught the Corona Clap while on spring break in Florida.

I thought I had caught the clap from Bobbi Sue, but that bitch gave me the Corona Clap. I'm gonna die!
I don't even drink Corona beer, and now I have the Corona Clap! WTF!

by Salty 40 March 23, 2020

hipster clap

You know that hand clapping noise that is *always* included in hipster music, like their version of more cowbell? … Yeah. That one. … Best paired with an ukulele, a Rube-Goldberg machine music video, skinny jeans, sloppy t-shirts with a huge deep neckline, whiny high-pitched singing with an over-exaggerated 80s reverb, zero attempts at making oneself look pretty, and a massively overinflated sense of self-importance for the purposes of confidence overcompensation. ;)

Luckily, the fad is almost as dead now, as it still required creativity and emotions, which have died with the emergence of the succeeding generation.

Somebody playing patient, to state that he did something so shameful, it requires a visit of the hospital.
Patient: Doctor, I’ve listened to that new band, KO Og!
Friend, acting as a Doctor: You got infected with the hipster clap! We need to perform an ear washing with some industrial-strength Rammstein, stat!

by Evi1M4chine January 21, 2023