clap scan

A pun on 'CAT scan', a clap scan involves undergoing urine and/or blood tests to find out if you've got cooties or not. Sometimes condoms can break, or someone told you they were clean when they weren't. That's when you need a clap scan.

Hey, good news, my clap scan came back clean.

by MexicanJumpingLlama November 27, 2019

clap chute

Back window of a straight piped 90s chevy

Open the clap chutes so we can hear the ol girl clap

by Clap daddy April 26, 2023

super clap

When you have chlamydia and gonorrhea at the same time.

Man: I took a piss and it burned like hell I definitely have chlamydia.

Doctor: Well actually you have both gonorrhea and chlamydia. People call it super clap.

by Offendour April 30, 2022

Norwegian Clap

When your fucking a girl and you turn into chris brown and smack the shit out of her then fuck her sleeping bkdy

Bro what happened to Emily
Oh I Norwegian clapped her

by Ok what hell nah February 25, 2021

Golf Clap

A sarcastic "good for you but we dont give a fuck" clap.

I came in first place!

*golf clap*

by _IAmNoOne_ February 24, 2020

Clapping curtains

A condition that a female with large vaginal lips gets after years of intense penile thrusting from large penises,usually females with multiple partners suffer from it,especially BBW

Maria had a case of clapping curtains when her vaginal lips slapped against Jose's thick penis as he pounded her cooch

by BIG T 49 June 9, 2017

Clap tap

Clap tap is when your railing a girl with a phat ass and that ass keeps clappin

"Yo I clap tapped that broad "

by LilNickker May 16, 2017