hipster clap

You know that hand clapping noise that is *always* included in hipster music, like their version of more cowbell? … Yeah. That one. … Best paired with an ukulele, a Rube-Goldberg machine music video, skinny jeans, sloppy t-shirts with a huge deep neckline, whiny high-pitched singing with an over-exaggerated 80s reverb, zero attempts at making oneself look pretty, and a massively overinflated sense of self-importance for the purposes of confidence overcompensation. ;)

Luckily, the fad is almost as dead now, as it still required creativity and emotions, which have died with the emergence of the succeeding generation.
Somebody playing patient, to state that he did something so shameful, it requires a visit of the hospital.
Patient: Doctor, I’ve listened to that new band, KO Og!
Friend, acting as a Doctor: You got infected with the hipster clap! We need to perform an ear washing with some industrial-strength Rammstein, stat!
by Evi1M4chine January 21, 2023
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Golf Clap

A sarcastic "good for you but we dont give a fuck" clap.
by _IAmNoOne_ February 24, 2020
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internet clap

One or more computer virus infestations resulting from visiting questionable web-sites, especially porn sites.
"I can't finish this presentation, I've come down with internet clap and now I can only surf pop-ups."
by Coma, the Doof Warrior January 03, 2020
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clap nugget

When a woman has gonorrhea and the yellow discharge drips out of her pussy and dries into little balls on her public hair
She took her panties off and I could see yellow clap nuggets hanging off her muff
by Bamzamma December 02, 2022
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slap and clap

I slap and clapped that Sheik into oblivion.
by LowTier February 01, 2018
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Slap and clap

Last night we slapped and clapped

I gave her the slap and clap
by Nochancepeepants February 21, 2022
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clap scan

A pun on 'CAT scan', a clap scan involves undergoing urine and/or blood tests to find out if you've got cooties or not. Sometimes condoms can break, or someone told you they were clean when they weren't. That's when you need a clap scan.
Hey, good news, my clap scan came back clean.
by MexicanJumpingLlama November 27, 2019
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