Cheese Peel

When one pulls down the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis to reveal an inordinate amount of smegma around the glans.

I was going to give Frank a blowie last night but I threw up on my mouth a little bit when I pulled his cock and did a cheese peel. Needless to say that did not go in my mouth. He settled for a frothy handy instead.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016

Printer Cheese

Cheese that has been dropped into the laser printer at work by a sloppy co-worker walking around while eating snacks.

Alyx, did you see that printer cheese that someone left in the printer?

by Alfred! July 14, 2009

Dinky Cheese

White and smelly residue found around the head of a penis. Only happens when a male's penis is not circumcised. It's caused by bacteria build-up under the fore-skin.

Friend 1: Dude, what kinda cheese you got? im trying to make a sandwich
Friend 2: I only got dinky cheese...
Friend 1: ewww thats gross!
Friend 2: I know :(

by ElPhenomeno01 July 24, 2011

cheese toes

Like fondue, cheese toes are often enjoyed by those with a foot fetish. Simply dunk your partner's toe in a cheese fountain and go to town! Cheddar, Gouda, Mozzarella, you name it.

*Highly suggest you wash the feet prior to consumption (but if you prefer otherwise that is your choice, as those with Blue Cheese toe fetishes tend to enjoy toe fungus with their cheese toes.)

I know I said only feet pics, but could I get some cheese toes tonight?

by sweden2020 April 27, 2021

Cheese Wanker

Someone who fancies themselves to be a cheese expert and can't stop talking about cheese.

He's such a cheese wanker! Every time we eat cheese, he can't stop talking. I just want to eat the damn cheese. I don't need to hear about how it was made, what the cow was fed and how many times a week the cheesemaker brushed the cheese!

by TheCheeseWanker April 13, 2022

regretta cheese

Older, less appealing, fumunda cheese of days gone by. The definitive limberger of all the crotch cheeses, which once happened upon, the finder rues their misfortune often never fully recovering from the experience.

I thought there was old gym socks in her pockets but it was actually regretta cheese! I didn't know fumunda could go bad.

Once you go regretta, you never get better!

by Ericter December 31, 2008

Slice of cheese

This is when one plays golf and hits it so bad it causes a slice that sends there ball into the never ending forest to the right.
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Ben - Now that was a bad shot
Paul- That my friend was a slice of cheese

by Bensondelbenson April 15, 2021