Hop on carlos

Hop on carlos is when you have hard-core anal butsex with a friend group of 3 people while eating your own microwaved shit mixed with throw up and watch spedman no way to africa.
Hey man wanna hop on carlos later on while we listen to 3 little monkeys sitting on a bed?
Sure man let me ask our other friends
by Samuel Contreras March 09, 2022
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Carlos's Breeze

Carlos's Breeze: A certain smell that's so easy to distinguish, the individual who has this horrible Curse is named Carlos. Carlos needs a belt to hide the breeze because it is stinky and smelly and doodle doo doo farts #PUstinky. Once you smell the breeze it.. Just count you're days..
Carlos! the breeze is seeping out.. PUT IT AWAY (Carlos's Breeze)
by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 06, 2025
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Carlos Palenque

He definitely would've been the president of Bolivia if he hadn't died in 1997 that's for sure.
Carlos Palenque was a man who was going to save the working class in Bolivia, but his heart said no and failed on him so he never got the chance to do so. RIP Carlos Palenque (28 June 1944 - 8 March 1997)
by UltimateDoge July 06, 2022
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Carlos

Little Dick bitch that can't keep his word
Ohh he's such a Carlos
by BabayWtat April 10, 2024
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Carlo

Carlo is slick, you think you know what it’s like to be sly? Cool? A little bit of a devious mystery, you don’t. Only Carlo can possess such a trait as this. Ever heard the phrase ‘Easy Peasy Lemon Steezy’ ? Nope! Only Carlo knows it, he’s so slick he made it. Style and ease, the women are appeased, they go on their knees saying ‘oh baby please’
“Damn who’s that? He’s so slick.”
Oh you don’t know? That’s Carlo!”
by Saltpalms July 22, 2022
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Carlos

The sexiest son of a bitch around with a dick the size of Mt. Everest.
Female Bestfriend: Holy shit ur dick hits the spot

Carlos: fuck
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Carlos

A Big fuckin nerd who plays Roblox and Minecraft and banned his cousin from the Minecraft server. Has one meat rider named Diego aka paint and want women
Man this Carlos is a bitch
by Me breast July 20, 2023
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