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i'm broke as a joke 

To be too broke to see a movie with Caleb.
'Hey Ashley wanna go see hunger games?'
'Naw I'm broke as a joke.'
i'm broke as a joke by Jelly-Fish December 1, 2013

brooke (broke) 

Brooke is a broken strange girl who will kick your books across the room. She is the girl who stays in bed and eats pizza with youtube playing the background. She is so socially awkward that she can scream in your face with no expectation.
That girl is so Brooke (broke) . Shes so weird.

Bougie Broke 

Always Barely Having Adequate Funds In Cash, In The Account, Or On Credit Cards To Afford What You Are Trying To Purchase And KNOWING That You Need To Put That Money In Other Places Because You Are In Constant Danger Of Maxing Out Cards Or Being Broke Fr If You Keep This Up. But You’re Spoiled & You Can’t Tell Yourself No & Risk FEELING Broke. So You Buy It Anyway & Pray For The Best.
Regular Broke friend:
I WISH I could’ve gone shopping today too. But I’m broke.

Bougie Broke Friend: You know I’m broke too. I shouldn’t have been shopping but I’m being bougie broke until payday.
Bougie Broke by iKams October 5, 2019

hard broke

Military speak used to describe an item or vehicle which is 100 percent busted and has zero chance of being repaired in the near future.
"Maintenance says the C-130 that was coming to get us it hard broke over at Bagram. Get comfy we're going to be here for a while."
hard broke by AJH2021 April 23, 2016

Dick broke 

Instead of heart broken you would be dick broken because the girl with the fat ass got a boyfriend and you can't fuck her anymore.
Tzuri was dick broken when his bottom bitch Shaneequa got married because he couldn't smack that fat black ass anymore.
Dick broke by CapitalJOO October 12, 2016

I broke your mom's water 

When you start to penetrate a pregnant woman so deep, it goes up the babies ass.
Man 1: Dude, I broke your mom's water last night.

Man 2: When we get home, let me beat your ass.