In order to give a woman a Brian Urlacher or Urlacher,You have to have sex with a girl from behind. You stick two of your fingers into her ass and wipe them under her eyes just like a professional football player wears eye black. In order to complete the "Urlacher" when she gets up and runs away in disgust you have to tackle her from behind.
It is acceptable to celebrate the completion of the "Urlacher" by screaming "Whooooo" or "This is my House" followed by chest bumping the wall.
It is acceptable to celebrate the completion of the "Urlacher" by screaming "Whooooo" or "This is my House" followed by chest bumping the wall.
by JH,RK,CF February 16, 2007
the love of my life the person i cannot live without the person i want 2 spend the rest of my life with him
brian medina love
by jackie nance September 02, 2008
middle linebacker for the chicago bears in their 4-3 defense (4 on the line, 3 backers). Considered a hard hitter and one of the upper-echelon LBs in the Nfl. However, as those who watched the bears-steelers game in the 2005-2006 season, brian urlacher is simply a footrug for the great jerome bettis, future hall of famer.
Oh man, theres brian urlacher! i bet hes going to crush jerome bettis's skull into approximately 27 pieces!
... oh, shit, urlacher just got trampled by the bus, giving up a touchdown. maybe next year, lovie smith (coach of the bears)
... oh, shit, urlacher just got trampled by the bus, giving up a touchdown. maybe next year, lovie smith (coach of the bears)
by Hajari February 19, 2006
Most overrated linebacker in the NFL. Has never led the league in tackles and only has created one turnover since the 2003 season. Also the worst Defensive Player of the since the award has been given.
by BenzoJohnny July 31, 2006
An unhealthy act of eating stodge on a regular basis to try and encourage ones body to become lean and muscular, but ends up flabby and podgy instead!
He's done a right brian kelly with his tray of iced buns and Greggs steak bake slices.
That brian kelly with chubby calfs and lardy shoulders has had an overdose on pies again lad.
That brian kelly with chubby calfs and lardy shoulders has had an overdose on pies again lad.
by Mr S. T. Eakslice October 07, 2008
THATS CRAZY!
WHY'D YOU CUT HIS HAIR SO SHORT.
saturday night live strikes again with another strike. all of the pins got knocked down with this one. not a spare. or a ball. the crazy McCrazy ladies man puts it right down the middle with a little bit of southern hemispherical english. i mean counter-clockwise. which prof mohapatra calls anti-clockwise. and he teaches here at college park. where we have squirrels. with black fur. and... "THATS CRAZY!"
"WHY'D HE CUT HIS HAIR SO SHORT?"
thankyou,
does anybody have any questions?
WHY'D YOU CUT HIS HAIR SO SHORT.
saturday night live strikes again with another strike. all of the pins got knocked down with this one. not a spare. or a ball. the crazy McCrazy ladies man puts it right down the middle with a little bit of southern hemispherical english. i mean counter-clockwise. which prof mohapatra calls anti-clockwise. and he teaches here at college park. where we have squirrels. with black fur. and... "THATS CRAZY!"
"WHY'D HE CUT HIS HAIR SO SHORT?"
thankyou,
does anybody have any questions?
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by we hate duke May 04, 2005