Brandon

A nasty lil fucker who needs a slap and has a small dick. Acts like a cunt. Is a cunt. Hated by most people. Grim ass druggie

"brandon is an ass hole"

by Yessdaddy March 14, 2020

brandon

a 5'5 pubescent kid that has no life. He likes a girl named Ysabelle. All he does is just sit down and plays Fortnite. He has no life.

calvin:
hey, you heard about brandon?

zahn:
ye

calvin:
he likes Ysabelle.

zahn: wow, brandon is a god

calvin:
ye

by brandizzy July 27, 2018

Brandon

A stoopid nigga.

Brandon You My stoopid nigga

by Mystery2002 November 7, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is a tall person who is a sack of shit and is annoying as hell. He is kind of good at sports but all around borderline retarded.

Can someone tell Brandon to stfu

by Verylegitdefs April 2, 2019

Brandon

A fucking Jew

Gas Brandon

by Not a Kevin March 8, 2020

Brandon

He looks like a confused thumb with hair and A LOT of acne.

Brandon has long hair, covered in acne, sarcastic asf An asshole asf and always has headphones in.

by HiMyNameIsNo. August 14, 2020

Brandon

Always get that pussy and all the girl. Makes them cum so fast u wont know whats coming. Short and blond.

Brandon fucked me so hard i came ro fast everywhere.

by GameNerd902 October 26, 2016