Browser Block

You have an open browser and plenty of time to browse whatever your heart desires, but there is nothing you can think of that you want to search.

I had a caramel macchiato at my side and the world at my fingertips, but nothing came. I realized that browser block had set in as I stared at my blank display.

by jojimurph October 1, 2010

anal blockage

heavy traffic, especially on the freeways in Los Angeles

I'm late cuz there is mad anal blockage on the 405!

by cock blocked and ready to go October 28, 2010

tremp-block

1. to stand in the middle of the road while hitchhiking which discourages drivers from stopping.
2. to ignore tremping (hitchhiking) etiquette and jump into a tremp if there is someone else who was waiting before you.

that guy just totally tremp-blocked you. you've been here for an hour and he just got here.

by dcan January 17, 2011

Cock Block Texting

when you know your friend is with someone they could be fucking but you keep texting them so they dont get the chance.

Guy1: did you fuck judy?!
Guy2: NO, her friends kept cock block texting us..

by WOOOOOODAMN May 7, 2011

chatroulette blocked

A term refering to when you are on chatroulette and you finally find a girl willing to show you here tits, but her roomate is in the room and wont leave.

Yeager, Ricky, and Chandler got chatroulette blocked like a motherfucker last night.

by I blame team reade May 20, 2011

Log Blocked

When you are trying to go to the bathroom and take a dump but somebody interrupts you on the way and you have to hold it in until conversation is over.

Got log blocked by the IT guy. Now I really have to go or I will download in my pants.

by That Swedish Guy. August 2, 2011

socket blocking

Similar to cock blocking, but used for women. Taken from a nerdy reference in programming to blocking sockets.

Tiffany was socket blocking Blanche all night, because she was jealous of the attention the guys at the bar were giving her.

by phlapjack November 29, 2011