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typical blonde

A girl with blonde hair that is exxxxttttrrrreeeemmmmeeelyyyy easy asf.

She has no confidence and a high sex drive and wants and needs a guy to overpower her (pimp)

Most of these girls go by the name of Ashley
Man she's such a #vlut. She's a typical blonde.

blonde gamer moment 

1. a blonde moment, applied to a video game context

2. aa error committed through ditziness or foolishness while playing a video game

3. any kind of error made in gameplay by a player who knows the game well enough to have known better



Example 1:

Rob: "Dude, you forgot to get the Master Materia!"

Steve: "Yeah, man, I know. I had a blonde gamer moment and discarded Bahamut."

Example 2:

"Aeslynn knows the Final Fantasy series very well. She almost never has a blonde gamer moment."

Example 3:

"Aaron accidentally used Cure 3 against Bizarro Sephiroth. What a blonde gamer moment that was!"

Blonde LOGiC 

1) The process going on inside a "blondes" brain when creating anything similar to, or resembling thoughts.

2) When a person thinks that their way of reasoning actually will make sense to anyone else too.
1) blip, bleep, blip-blip, bleep, blip-di-blip, bleep...

2) Jane was trying to explain her idea to Tom, but it all sounded like blonde logic to him.
Blonde LOGiC by GODEViL July 31, 2011

blondette 

The ultimate, jaw-dropping, heart-breaking duo consisting of one hot blonde and one hot brunette.

Painfully sexy and beautiful and covers a lot of ground in terms of guys' preferences. Facts the blondette is well aware of.
Mighty mo, thats a hot blondette walking down the street!

Maddie and Jena should become friends - together they would be the perfect blondette.
blondette by drinkbord December 31, 2011

strawberry blonde 

a term used to refer to oneself instead of GINGER.
most likely if you're strawberry blonde, you're a ginger kid.
strawberry blonde by ~anonymous April 20, 2008
Blondes are beautiful and often very smart; it is no coincidence or arbitrary fact that surveys show more bachelors imagining their future wives as blondes than not. Blondes also do, for the record, have more fun. And they make the best girlfriends.
Blondes Hall of Fame 2011

1. Naomi Watts
2. Kristen Bell
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Yvonne Strahovski
5. Leila Josefowicz
6. Kaley Cuoco
7. Reese Witherspoon
8. Gretchen Carlson
9. Lauren Conrad
10. Jamie Colby
11. Shannon Bream