cowboy bird turd

The act of cuming on a girl then proceeding to spit your wad of chew on top.

My girlfriend was being a bich earlier, so after I fucked her I droped the "cowboy bird turd" right on her stomach!

by anarnie November 10, 2010

Milermore Bird

A flightless bird native to the Southeastern Coastline. The Milermore is about the size of a chicken and when frightened, will search out a hole to bury it's head and whistle loudly from it's butt. It is said that the Loud "Screech" can be heard for a milermore.

Little Johnny was just as frieghtened as the Milermore Bird as the loud screech pierced his ears.

by Markat2844 October 29, 2011

Kentucky Bird Bath

A childhood game where two or more participants take turns throwing up into each other’s mouths.

Mrs. Masterson’s first-grade field trip to the museum was canceled after Noah, Liam, and Charlotte engaged in a three-way Kentucky Bird Bath.

by Bungo Baggins April 23, 2018

Michigan Bird Bath

When a female is eating her supper, and her male partner approaches unexpectedly from behind and gives her the butt sex.

Bob the parakeet must have found out he was a man tonight. Rosie went to the food bowl to eat and Bob pile drove her in the ass. My man was going to town on her. I never seen that before. I think he pulled A Michigan bird bath on her.

by Thrdbagger December 20, 2021

Birdlaw (Bird Law)

A practitioner of law suited towards the welfare of citizens capable of flight and victims of fowl play.

In addition someone who will ruin the fun for everyone and be the reason for a lot of unfortunate events that take place in MMORPGs that would typically enrage the community-at-large.

Is also an avid streamer who typically displays his deaths during endgame content with his guild.

Will automatically speak at 100 decibels at a minimum. Is incapable of anything lower.

Don't trust Birdlaw.

Person A: "Did your entire raid team manage to turn in the Rend buff?"
Person B: "Not at all, it was scuffed"
Person A: "Why would Birdlaw do this?"

-An example of an atrocity commited by Birdlaw (Bird Law)

by Viaggro February 8, 2022

Free Bird Solo

Traffic laws do not apply when 4:56 of Free Bird is on, and if the cops are "chasing" you for reckless driving/speeding they are simply joining the race.

"I'm sorry officer but when 4:56 of Free Bird Solo starts playing your traffic laws are simply a suggestion."
or
"I'm sorry officer I bought the whole speedometer i'm going to use the whole speedometer."

by somerandomnameiguess November 23, 2022

Opium Bird

An AI generated bird on TikTok.

Opium bird Luh calm fit nun to extravagant

by CmunDmun October 8, 2023