bemo

Nicknamed "bemo", commonly known as the "brass", the bemo is a scary creature. They often believe they are hardcore, when they are obviously emo.

Bemo's love goat dick

by itaintnogthang January 18, 2007

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by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 11, 2021

MMOs Before Hoes

Something that eternal virgins say increasingly on World of Warcraft. Seriously, some people act like WoW is crack.

Fat Geek: Hey man I need $15 Dollars to keep playing WoW this month?

Me: Isn't it free?

Fat Geek: No. Just please give me cash?

Me: No, I'm taking my date to the movies.

Fat Geek: C'mon man, MMOs Before Hoes?

by NotMe11443611242639 February 3, 2013

Bemo

a beaner that is emo

look at that the bemo with the leafblower

by Toki Wartooth December 30, 2007

Nightingale- Bamford

Terrible school full of over-privileged elitist assholes. The headmistress is a stuck up bitch who is homophobic and prejudice against anyone who is in the least bit different or interesting. Their cookie cutter model of pretentiousness that they expect everyone to fit into is absurd and unrealistic.

"Um, excuse me, why do I have to wait on line like everyone else? Um, excuse me, like, you didn't go to Harvard or Yale, then I'm not speaking to you. Um, like like like, I don't talk to people who aren't rich and elite like me, afterall, I go to the Nightingale- Bamford School."

by ewryilciae April 9, 2010

You better check yourself before you wreck yourself

Colloquial slang coined in Tauranga, a small urban center situated in the central north island reigon of New Zealand. The term refers to an expression for ones need to consult a certified physician or other health specialist in regard to their sexual health, or lack thereof, that may result in serious sexual health concerns or the "Wrecking" of oneself.

" That looks like a nasty rash girl. You better check yourself before you wreck yourself."

or

"About last night.....You better check yourself before you wreck yourself."

by xXb0wd0wnXx March 18, 2011

bros before hoes

Oh yea, let me add something else here, remember ' bros before hos'. Lets see how many of those jack asses from high school who say ' bros before hoes' are still around when the shit hits the fan. Maybe 1 or 2? if that, if youre lucky, but the majority will desert you, the same ones saying dont go with that ho/slut whatever they call her. The bros are JEALOUS of the relationship, they arent out for your best interest. They say they are but when the shit hits the fan you see whos the one stickin around, its the one they called the 'ho'. The one who was slandered by the double standard and your bros envied the relationship, finally these assholes got over the fact you were with her, but they tried everything in their power to DESTROY the relationship, finally they get their own women , 'if theyre lucky' but you wait and see whos the one who sticks around, Its the woman. Not the bros.

The womans heart you have forever, the bros come and go. Maybe one or 2 will stick around, still they are jealous too. 'bros before hoes'

by stellarkid September 12, 2006