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Mouth beers

Meeting with friends for beers which isn’t intended on leading to casual cocaine use (nose beers) this time around because it’s probably a weeknight.
Will: It’s Thursday, Mouth beers? I’ve got an early start tomorrow so don’t get any ideas.

Ollie: Yeah we’ll see about that cunt.
by moesyzslak May 4, 2019
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beer commercial

managing to get laid by or a 5-cap from a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead in the same night.
You: Man, you were on fire last night, I saw you leave with the blonde AND the brunette.
Me: You missed the redhead that came by before we went out to make it a beer commercial.
by J. Smooth March 28, 2008
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Beer Baptism

After finishing a shower beer, you fill the empty bottle/can with shower water and pour it over your head.
Friend 1: "Hey were you drinking in the shower again? You never cleaned up your bottles."
Friend 2: "Yea, sorry about that. A Beer Baptism was held."

Friend 1: "In the name of the father, son, and holy beer. Your sins have been washed away my son."
by MechAkrasia January 2, 2017
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teddy beer

A beer kept on the bedside table for drinking while falling asleep/lounging in bed. Can really be nice after a tough day at work, or when you're sick/hungover.
Oh, fuck! I'm so hungover right now. How'd this beer wind up next to me? OOOOHHHHH, TEDDY BEER!
by TallJester August 1, 2016
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cerveza beer

People who sell beer illegally on the street in Spain.

Targeting at both, turists and locals, their only marketing strategy is to keep repeating "cerveza beer, cerveza beer, cerveza beer".
- The bar is closing, what's next?
- Lets go out and find a cerveza beer.
by unixcharles August 2, 2012
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Titties and Beer

Two of the best things on the planet. Each can be enjoyed on it's own, or combined for one awesome night of awesomeness!
Bob:"Whatcha up to tonight, Steve?"
Steve:"I'm gonna hit up Cocomo's for some titties and beer. Wanna come?"
Bob:"Fuck yea! Let's go!"
by Tman227 October 27, 2016
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Play it by beer

When you're not quite certain what kind of a night it may turn into, you may be home early or it may turn into a night you wish you could remember.
Todd- "You up for going out after dinner tonight?"

Holly- "I'm not sure but I'll definitely have some cocktails with dinner so let's just play it by beer".
by Todd-O September 15, 2009
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