Bearded Stallone

When a guy slaps his (non-shaved) balls against a woman's chin repeatedly, like her chin is practicing on a punching bag
"She went to suck on my 'nads but I gave her a Bearded Stallone instead. Her chin was all Rocky Balboa!"
by Wife Training & Future Pat April 14, 2009
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Beard of Way

When two beards cross paths, the more impressive beard has right of way
D: Dude that guy just cut in front of you!
S: It's cool man, he had full on Beard of Way
D: That is an epic beard
by Captain Dale July 30, 2011
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god's beard

Only applies to non-living things. Something so awesome, no other words can describe it. The epitome of greatness. The Holy Grail of all things amazing. The ultimate compliment to an inanimate object. Even higher in the ranks than "the tits". Considered divine in nature because of the sheer intensity with which its magnificence radiates outward.
1) Keith, this danish is so good. It's god's beard, man! Nice job!
2) Kathryn, where on EARTH did you find this tennis racket?! It's so light, yet so sturdy and easy to use. I think it might just be god's beard!
3) Billy is a saxaphone player beyond natural human abilities. I think his saxaphone is god's beard. It must be if a player of his caliber has graced it with his lips.
by Roose Pies July 17, 2007
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beard belly

beer belly with a happy trail, making it look like your belly has a nice, well groomed beard.
Pablo: Yo, check out my beard belly!
Dan: Nice, it's better than your goatee!
by phagocitosis May 18, 2011
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Pervert Beard

facial hair that peeks only in certain areas, this is a very sporadic looking beard.
Vlad has not shaved in three weeks and you can clearly notice the absence of hair in certain areas of his face, thus Vlad has a Pervert Beard.
by VanMan2424 May 14, 2010
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Beard job

Sexual stimulation of a persons genetalia using facial hair. Most ofently it would be done by wrapping a man beard around a penis, stroking it with the beard
Dude, i was at a gaybar last friday and went home with some biker guy, he gave me the best beard job ever
by GillesBáthory April 23, 2009
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layoff beard

"Layoff beard" derives from "playoff beard." A layoff beard is a worn by an unemployed person until he gets a job.

The word's meaning can also be extended to include a law student who decides not to shave until he passes the bar exam.
Your layoff beard is quite fierce, broseph. And I applaud the pajamas-in-public look, too. It's quite...unique.
by Ae5Ea8 February 10, 2015
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