Barking Seal

When you fuck a fat chick on the beach. Then swiftly dip your dick into the sand and shove your dick back in. She should resemble a barking seal.

Yo! Last night was crazy!!! Gave this girl a barking seal! She was squealin like a pig!

by Brylon713 September 6, 2010

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burning

using medicine to fight off std's

bb:"Damn she a hoe"
pooka: "i heard she burning she got std's"

by pooka4life February 17, 2008

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Burning Envy

The expirience often felt by persons not going to Burning Man beacuse they have real life obligations such as jobs, school, kids, etc.

Mike: Coming to Burning Man this year?
Nate: No, I have school and other shit I need to do.
Mike: So what! You can always start school a week late!
Nate: No, no I can't just fuck off all my obligations to party in the desert with a bunch of freaky druggies and rich douche bags who try to be freaky druggies once a year. Reality is more important right now.
Mike: You should still come.
Nate: You just don't get it do you?
Mike: You have Burning Envy, HA HA!
Nate: ...

by Bitterend October 18, 2008

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burning mind

The sensation that one feels in his head after smoking a large quantity of marijuana. Also can be used as a general euphemism for smoking pot.

I hit that lung rip really hard, and now I gots the burning mind.

by Tick Tack Tom October 8, 2009

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Barking Skunk Spider

A fart. So named because you blame the resulting smell and sound on the fictitious spider. Most often referenced as being stepped on when the term is used.

*fart noise*
(pause)
Innocent Bystander: "Oh man, what is that smell?; Did you fart?"
Guilty Party: "Ah, no, man, You must have stepped on a barking skunk spider"

by Mathius_Dragoon March 3, 2010

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