barbed wire

Used when describing a very revealing item of women's clothing.

"Protects the property without destroying the view"

Dude, that chick top is proper barbed wire.

by Xander Parkinson March 2, 2008

Loaded baked potatoe

Receiving a blow job with a firm duece in your whitie tighties.

Your wife had a loaded baked potatoe at my house last night.

by Hooyahdeepsea January 12, 2009

Twice Baked

A phenomena where a person takes a shit, freezes it to insert it into another's bung hole. The second then defecates the same shit, and the turd is said to be twice baked.

Babe, I think we need to get closer, I think I should try a twice baked turd

by JamesDougherty January 23, 2014

Boston Baked Beans

When a guy deficates into a girl's pussy and then procedes to eat her out

Chris loves Boston Baked Beans

by Crown Princess Bitch April 25, 2015

bardcore

The homosexual version of hardcore.

Judy: You're hardcore!
George: Na, I'm bardcore.
Judy: oh, you like guys?
George: Yep

by xxRxxJxxBxx January 22, 2006

Bard

A young man who stays at home all day and plays PS2. "Brad is Bard" B-rad!
Bradley = Bardley

Brad is a bard, because he is bard.
Bahhh!
Ahhhh!
Tuoch your shoulder then throw hand to a 90degree angle, palm facing up, hitting someone in the arm, while saying "BAHHH".

by Bardley October 24, 2003

baked the brownie

First time for anal sex. Similar to popping the cherry though anal instead.

Steve baked the brownie with Lisa last night.

by Nirosu July 8, 2010