BAKER'S DOZEN

SELF IMPOSED SEXUAL "GOAL" THAT REQUIRES ONE OF PARTICIPANTS TO ORGASM TWELVE TIMES BEFORE THE OTHER DOES ONCE. USED MAINLY BY THOSE WHO LIKE TO GIVE MORE THAN RECEIVE.

I live by the Baker's Dozen Rule.... You have to orgasm twelve times before I get to once.

by BLACKWIDOWLIVEZ September 28, 2017

Barbie Baker

The ultimate outcast, who doesn't know they are an outcast.

dude, that new girl samantha is totally pulling a Barbie Baker.. its sad she doesn't even know people want spill her guts

by this girly March 4, 2011

charlie-baker

a charlie baker is that one kid who wears shorts all the time. It doesn't matter how cold it is, charlie-bakers will never wear long pants.

That kid Steve is such a charlie-baker. He always wears shorts.

by Exquisitine Buble-Schwinslow February 21, 2017

Brandon Baker

When you are a faggot and report shit on social media because your dry mangina is clogged with sand.

I seen someone talking shit about some Milbrandt guy on a Facebook page. At that point my sand filled mangina started to get sore even though I have been taking it strickly in the ass for weeks, so I Brandon Baker'd who ever posted that funny shit and it soothed the pain in my mangina.

by Riverrat69 June 5, 2018

babery

Akin to a hatchery, a babery is the home or nest of a crazy chick who wants nothing more than to make lots of babies. These places should be avoided by men at all costs unless they want to get stuck paying child support for a flock of babies.

"Sorry dude, I can't come over tonight, I have to get back to the babery to change two hundred diapers."

"Stay away from Rochelle, she's just looking for someone to help her start her babery."

"You want a stock tip? Don't invest anything in that girl unless you're looking to finance a babery."

by TheTimeLord August 25, 2008

Baker Mayfield

When you're taking the Browns to the Super Bowl while getting sucked off

Man, before I had time to use toilet paper my girlfriend busts in and starts giving me a Baker Mayfield.

by Dutchman Saint March 10, 2021

Illford Baker

A furry baker from Illford town that loves vore.

Ivula: Keora is an Illford baker. You can see it in their mouth.

by Yoneroal October 25, 2011