I always enjoy my Bacon Bath Saturdays, my skin feels rejuvenated and my friend is always full afterwards.
by Greenbriar29 March 8, 2023
Get the Bacon Bath mug.A social disorder which causes the victim to look like a jackass every time a photograph is taken of him or her.
Causes are alcohol, alcoholism, binge drinking, and in extremely rare cases the disorder may be transmitted through sexual contact.
Like most disorders caused by alcohol, there is no known cure other than refraining from alcohol consumption, or the victim may simply stay far away from cameras.
Causes are alcohol, alcoholism, binge drinking, and in extremely rare cases the disorder may be transmitted through sexual contact.
Like most disorders caused by alcohol, there is no known cure other than refraining from alcohol consumption, or the victim may simply stay far away from cameras.
Why does he look so punchable right now?
Because he has Bacon Syndrome and that girl is taking a picture.
Well he looks like a jackass.
Because he has Bacon Syndrome and that girl is taking a picture.
Well he looks like a jackass.
by JWSM October 26, 2012
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Get the Bacon Crunch mug.When the inside lips of female genitalia are unusually long and/or saggy.
Usually associated with slags or fat people.
Usually associated with slags or fat people.
1) Steph, your skirt is so short, I can see your bacon folds dangling out of the bottom.
2) Bitch, I can't find your hole, your bacon folds are covering your vagina.
2) Bitch, I can't find your hole, your bacon folds are covering your vagina.
by Keyboard Warrior July 28, 2012
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Salty, pork flavored appendage that satisfies in a multitude of ways.
Salty, pork flavored appendage that satisfies in a multitude of ways.
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