foot bacon

When an individual begins pulling a small part of dry skin from their foot, and the actual strip of calloused skin becomes very long prior to removal. The resulting portion of tough/dry skin from one's foot is referred to as "foot bacon".
My feet were so dry after that long run on the beach... then I realized I was starving, so I dug my nails into the bottom of my foot and ripped off a nice healthy slice of foot bacon! It's like my own feet produce jerky.
by JimothyMcJangles August 01, 2018
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Bacon drawer

The drawer of your refrigerator that is used solely for already-cooked bacon for later use. Usually lined with paper towels to soak up grease.
James: "You were running out of fridge space, so I put the beer in a drawer."
Brian: "I hope it wasn't the bacon drawer."
James: "Bacon drawer?"
Brian: "Yeah, it's only for bacon. If you put beer in there, it'll get all greasy."
by jc2 March 29, 2013
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Bacon Penis

A penis wrapped in bacon. A cork wrapped in pork. Ex. “Harold - can we bring out the old bacon penis again tonight?” “Of course honey, got it prepping in the toaster oven already”. Slap it, wrap it, and enjoy.

Salty, pork flavored appendage that satisfies in a multitude of ways.
Want a bite of this bacon penis? Actually, don’t bite it, that would hurt.
by ATLBOARDY August 24, 2018
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Bacon Shaka

A wild hog catching machine (APBT) produced by Jitterbug Kennels.
Dispatch the Bacon Shaka, hogs are bayed!
by Jitterbug Kennels October 19, 2022
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bacon butter

Bacon grease that one uses to spread on bread to make sandwiches and/or to use to cook with.
Example: when making grilled cheese use bacon butter instead of dairy butter to spread on both sides of the bread before frying.
by Ana Marquis April 05, 2014
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Bacon Bath

When you bathe in bacon grease and let someone lick it off of you to completion.
I always enjoy my Bacon Bath Saturdays, my skin feels rejuvenated and my friend is always full afterwards.
by Greenbriar29 March 08, 2023
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Brad bacon

Brad bacon is one of a kind if you have a “brad” in your life marry him ! No regrets . Brad is one of a kind , he’s flirty, cute, sometimes selfish, but very sweet. Brad can be a very jealous man but it only shows how much he cares , He’s very kinky in bed and unusually only falls in love with a “Paola Salas zunigger
Brad bacon, loves Paola
by Selenewuzhere78 December 09, 2018
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