Bald Baconator

A bald person who is very savage and cool but they have no hair 😂😂😂

Bald baconator your so cool even tho you have no hair

by Jums (sps) May 3, 2019

BACON SOUP

THE TASTIEST SNACK FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY TO ENJOY

"YO DUDE,THAT BACON SOUP TASTES DANKKKKKK"

by bacon_soup_advertizer March 26, 2022

Soggy bacon

When a guy wakes up after throwing his meat around all night with a limp pruned sticky dick.

Fucked this girl all night and woke up with soggy bacon. Breakfast In bed has been served.

by uandus January 21, 2020

hammer bacon

Humping

Using the large forward pelvic thrust withdrawn completely out of the bacon hole so that the bacon gets hammered. :) Yes I masterbate and know nothing about this. and thus you "hammer bacon"

by texas chilli bowl July 31, 2011

Bacon PTSD

Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) is a mental health condition that's triggered by a terrifying event — either experiencing it or witnessing it. Symptoms may include flashbacks, nightmares and severe anxiety, as well as uncontrollable thoughts about the event.

Bacon PTSD is recognized by the subject having witnessed or experienced a loss of bacon so undeniably soul shattering that the act of cooking bacon causes cold sweats or anxiety and even flashbacks to the event in question.

Jason is suffering from Bacon PTSD after his doggo, Holmes, began to develop the habit of jumping up on the counter to eat the freshly cooked bacon whenever Jason wasn't looking. Now, the thought of making bacon for breakfast or even a delicious deli sandwich haunts Jason with the fear of becoming riddled with burn marks from bacon grease only to find that he is unable to eat his hard-earned bacon. Jason is so messed up from Bacon PTSD that he considered getting rid of his doggo so he can eat bacon in peace once more.

by claymøre August 27, 2018

Bacon Penis

A penis wrapped in bacon. A cork wrapped in pork. Ex. “Harold - can we bring out the old bacon penis again tonight?” “Of course honey, got it prepping in the toaster oven already”. Slap it, wrap it, and enjoy.

Salty, pork flavored appendage that satisfies in a multitude of ways.

Want a bite of this bacon penis? Actually, don’t bite it, that would hurt.

by ATLBOARDY August 24, 2018

Bacon Shaka

A wild hog catching machine (APBT) produced by Jitterbug Kennels.

Dispatch the Bacon Shaka, hogs are bayed!

by Jitterbug Kennels October 19, 2022