by uandus January 22, 2020
Dude: I had a bacon fluffernutter at the Minnesota State Fair.
Dudette: WOW, and you lived to tell the tale??!!
Dudette: WOW, and you lived to tell the tale??!!
by “Sneaky”Gay December 14, 2019
person 1: yo you see that
person 2: what?
person 1: it's bacon when the
person 2: who's that
person 1: the only god that can exist and has ever existed
person 2: what?
person 1: it's bacon when the
person 2: who's that
person 1: the only god that can exist and has ever existed
by bacon when the November 02, 2021
Guy 1:Man! Look at that guys belly hanging out looks like he got attacked by Freddy Kruger.
Guy 2: That's more than a muffin top that sir is a Bacon Umbrella.
Guy 2: That's more than a muffin top that sir is a Bacon Umbrella.
by MilkingBerry January 27, 2016
Bad Bacon is a term that follows on from the phase "As Fucked As A Piglet", which means, basically that you are on the receiving end of an unholy fucking of extreme proportions and the resulting mess is something you really don't want to get involved in... hence really bad bacon!
"I can't believe it man, I've been fucked like a piglet by them again!" "Fucked like a piglet? That's really Bad Bacon, my friend!!!"
by Vengeful Spirit January 12, 2012
A social disorder which causes the victim to look like a jackass every time a photograph is taken of him or her.
Causes are alcohol, alcoholism, binge drinking, and in extremely rare cases the disorder may be transmitted through sexual contact.
Like most disorders caused by alcohol, there is no known cure other than refraining from alcohol consumption, or the victim may simply stay far away from cameras.
Causes are alcohol, alcoholism, binge drinking, and in extremely rare cases the disorder may be transmitted through sexual contact.
Like most disorders caused by alcohol, there is no known cure other than refraining from alcohol consumption, or the victim may simply stay far away from cameras.
Why does he look so punchable right now?
Because he has Bacon Syndrome and that girl is taking a picture.
Well he looks like a jackass.
Because he has Bacon Syndrome and that girl is taking a picture.
Well he looks like a jackass.
by JWSM October 26, 2012
by Dede Megapoopoo March 01, 2014