PB&J

One of the cutest slash pairings in homestuck. It is Gamzee and Tavros. it's called PB&J because Gamzee has purple blood, and Tavros has brown.

"Ohmygosh. This PB&J fanart is the BEST."

by Stuckie444444444 September 3, 2012

J unit

The word "J Unit" is slang for a joint or marijuana cigarette. I can't believe I just typed the words marijuana cigarette.....

A: "Yo whats up gansta?"
B: "Not much, Just spinning a J Unit"
A: "Lets hit that shit!"

by Matt Ritter December 15, 2004

blo-j

when a girl give you a blow job with a mouth full of Oj "orange juice".

Betty gave me the best blo-j of my life it was so wet and awsome my junk was so clean afterwards i had to practically pry her from my junk... plus it smelt like sunny-d for a week fo sho...

by Tuffy mc fluffy February 29, 2008

stroke the J

to shoot exceptionally accurately in basketball

We were down 10 points, but once I started strokin' the J, we were unstoppable and ended up killing the motherfuckers. No really, we lost but after the game we did shoot them. And one of them really did fuck my mother.

by Nick D September 24, 2003

J Macked

When you get absolutely fucked over by someone's incredible amount of luck.

Person 1: how did I lose I had 3 aces after the flop!?

Person 2: My full house of 2s and 7s beats that, bitch!

Person 3: Oh man you just got J Macked!

by DouganPH October 6, 2016

J Tits

Sloppy tits resulting in a curve at the nipple.

I was taking off this girl's top, but then realized she was packing a nasty pair of J Tits.

by Jason Pogany April 22, 2010

J-Swap

To go out with somebody with the intentions of actually going out with or fucking their sister.

Peter pulled the J-Swap with Camille. Now he fucks Jackie in the ass every day

by Michael Peen April 22, 2008