Wholesome Night

Endless amount of drinking and drugs on any given night, party till sunrise.

Let’s have a wholesome night

by Minhty March 13, 2022

noodle night

Two or more men engaging in homosexual penile activities during the nighttime.

Steven and Patrick engaged in a rough noodle night session last friday evening!

by I-h-a-v-e-m-u-n-c-h-i-e-s August 28, 2019

Night Tennis

The act pounding your balls into the net over and over and over again until you score luv. At night.

Guy: “Hey babe, do you want to play some Night Tennis?”
Babe: ...
Babe: “Doubles?”

by NightTennisBoi April 13, 2019

Night Garden

The passive irrigation and fertilization that occurs to a mans hairy ass crack while he sleeps.

"I had to wipe right when I woke up due overactive night garden activity".

by Curtmandingo January 10, 2010

Night splash

The unwanted spray from the urine hitting the rim of the toilet seat and going on your bare feet or legs during a late night night pee..

'Lad, had horrid night plash last night, got up at 3 this morning for a pee in my boxers, ended up having all over my thight'

'shocker mate, worst feeling, makes ur blood boil...night splash...wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy'

by Gorillamonsoon 12345 May 8, 2009

Night Pheasant

A person who busies away into the nightime, finishing work for the following morning. 'Night Pheasant' is a term used more commonly in Fenland vocabulary and often receives confused responses when heard.

Fenlander: 'Hey, have you done that Robert's essay for tomorrow?'
Dom 'Nah, got all night to do it.'
Fenlander 'Oh you're such a night pheasant'.

by cosirockyoursocks April 22, 2010

night kitchen

Night Kitchen - a euphemism for sex.

For example, "I went home with that guy last night and let him spice things up in the Night Kitchen."

by lilcatfish May 20, 2014