Please Help Me

Typically used in text when one individual is trying to receive nudes from another person. Users of the phrase are typically associated with fuck boys, bums, and generally insurable people. Although usage of the term, "please help me" is also often used by the more productive people of society ironically.
Joey sent Abby a picture of himself with the caption, "Please Help Me". With the goal of receiving adult images from Abby.
by Mr_Eisme March 20, 2024
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Seizure to please her

Marked by BDE and born from the idea that men with small packages coined the expression “It’s not about the size, it’s about the motion in the ocean”; men with heavy packages can now imagine the little guys falling out during sex due to having little to no shaft.
So when they’re doing it, they gotta just scissor you basically or they’ll fall out. Gotta seizure to please her?
by Kilobravo January 08, 2022
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the person that said this is not to be investigated and their case should be left unsolved
wait... ITS YOU! PLEASE just... please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-
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ese, please

Latino slang for 'Homie, please'.
Ese, please. Your ex's girl is que fea. You're too good for that vato.
by BabydollDame22 January 03, 2017
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Please, oh Please

African-American Vernacular
Humorous, showing disapproval or annoyance. Same as Please.
- Please, oh please, don't use your gadgets.

- Omg, please, oh please, use only ASSURABLE dictionaries such as Urban, Wiktionary, OED...
by Mr. Please, Oh Please November 20, 2024
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Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.
??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."
by Hym Iam October 04, 2023
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