stupid barnacle

Someone who acts like a stupid sea arthopod, commonly known as a Barnacle.
by Astupidbarnacleboy October 12, 2017
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Age of the Stupid

The current era of human history. A time far removed from the Age of Enlightenment, where ignorance is celebrated and most people get their news exclusively from Facebook. During this era, it is not uncommon to become offended by almost anything or to elect a total buffoon as the leader of your country.
Anti-vaxxers, paper-straw crusaders, and ex-reality TV stars have found solace and meaning during the Age of the Stupid - a glorious time where book learnins’ and critical thinking have largely been eradicated.
by GraveyardGuy July 02, 2019
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[stupid] coworker

Someone who is told how to follow business code over and over again yet still seems to fuck up.
Oh my god, my stupid coworker kathy is a complete MORON! She should go jump off a bridge into a deep lake of acid.
by youreadumbass January 30, 2009
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stupid phrases

Phrases that are so goddamn stupid that they are funny. They make you feel sorry for the person that thought of them.
How many australians does it take to make stupid phrases? 3. One to do the job, one to hold the light bulb and one to cellotape everything to the ceiling.
by BALLS DEEP IN SANTA April 07, 2016
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stupid jet

Meaning forever and always/family but, funny when you say it.
Jennifer ...(smile while looking at the person) “Stupid Jet
Diana ...(Smile back)
“Stupid Jet”
by Simple DJ July 17, 2020
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Stupid Oatmeal

Oatmeal eaten by a person who you have great contempt for. Even their oatmeal is stupid. Variations include "dumb grabola," "moronic cereal," "silly porridge," and possibly "imbecilic cottage cheese" (though this one is disputed by many to be a real variant, due to the lack of an oatmeal synonym).
Student: Oh, this teacher is so annoying. She always comes into class 20 minutes late with her stupid oatmeal.
by tills November 25, 2013
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sloatsburg stupid

General explanation for the bizarre and trashy behavior of people in and around Sloatsburg, New York. Can be used as an adjective, a noun, or the popular hashtag #sloatsburgstupid.
"Why does he keep that 20 year old smashed up chevy in the driveway?" "I don't known DW, he was born and raised here. I guess he's just sloatsburg stupid."
Some people bring home fraternity banners and posters from college. Sloatsburg stupid brings home out-of-wedlock children .
The Mayor's cutting the ribbon for the opening of the new strip mall liquor store! #sloatsburgstupid
GEDs driving around in rusty jacked up trucks. #sloatsburgstupid
by GWeeks December 13, 2017
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