Do my makeup Stephen

When Marleigh is going blind Stephen does her makeup, mostly on her titties.

“Do my makeup Stephen”
- “take off your shirt Marleigh”

by Murph_46 September 14, 2018

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Dirty Stephen

Imagine a Dirty, DIRTY little British boy. His teeth are rotting from the crumpets and the tea. He sailed across the smelly smelly sea, eventually arriving at University. He stank up the books. He stank up the pavement. He even stank up the LC basement. He stunk so bad he scared the skunk. He stunk so bad he stank himself drunk. So drunk off his stink you think he might shower. Without suds and soaps, for days on end, Stephen eventually went sour. He scared off the ladies. He scared off the hoes. He even scared off the rancid gym bros. Stephen asked to play chess. expecting a yes, his stench sent James off in a scurry.

Daughter: Daddy, I want a Dirty Stephen for Christmas
Daddy: No, you don't sweetie. He's a stinky little boy.

by Joey McGarry November 20, 2024

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Stephen

People with the name Stephen are scientifically proven to be the smartest most amazing great at everything sexy drop down gorgeous of all people in the world and guaranteed to have atleast an 11 inch cock

Do you know Stephen? Of course i do he is amazing at everything and hes really good in the bed

by skibidimaster43 March 12, 2024

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Filthy Stephen

When a man/woman is below the age of 25 and is introduced to a man in his late 40's who owns a Land Rover. The late 40's year old then places the 25 or below year old into the back of his Landy, where they are then kept from daylight permanently.

"How old are you?"
"25."
"Be careful around that old geezer, you'll end up getting a Filthy Stephen."

by JeanClaude24 January 31, 2024

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