I was only 9 years old.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
by LumoFN November 20, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. S: SUPER
H: HECKING
R: ROUND
E: EVEN
K: KAREN’S (LOVE HIM
Wow Shrek is the best! He can ride in a DabBaby Let’s go convertible!
H: HECKING
R: ROUND
E: EVEN
K: KAREN’S (LOVE HIM
Wow Shrek is the best! He can ride in a DabBaby Let’s go convertible!
by ShrekIsTheBest May 18, 2021
Get the Shrekmug. A handsome ogre that loves onions and hates talking donkeys. He says “Get out my swamp” and “This is the part where you run”
by Shreklover69bigpp April 24, 2022
Get the Shrekmug. by djekenrnmemdmsm October 3, 2021
Get the shrekmug. Shrek is God. He is friends with Duke from Tracy beaker who touches kids while preparing his special sauce.
I like Shrek
by Hithereboys April 29, 2020
Get the Shrekmug. The manliest man known to the human race, this hunk of a guy can make your wildest dreams come true while managing to star in 4 movies at the same time.
by yeehaw_5678 February 11, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. I dank green ogre who's very protective of his swamp,has an annoying donkey friend,smokes weed ,eats Doritos and drinks mountain dew and
His theme song is all star
His theme song is all star
by DankNigga420 July 16, 2018
Get the Shrekmug.