Poo of 1000 wipes

When you have finished said poo, but the ensuing wipe is endless. No matter how many wipes you wipe, the poo shall remain.
*exiting bathroom* "Sorry I took so long I had a poo of 1000 wipes."
by Maddroxstuff December 5, 2019
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The Russian Wipe

(v) the act of sticking a wine bottle up ones anus and applying pressure to the neck of said bottle and accepting the shards in your intestines.
The party ended in all the frat boys performing the Russian wipe to impress their greek sisters.
by cupidsvixen November 16, 2019
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Green Wipe

this is the art of wiping ones bum, while staying continuously aware about the environment. One will double use toilet paper by double folding and then reusing the paper at hand. One may also bypass the paper and go straight to the shower for the cleanse.
Dude, I did my part to stay green, I just green wiped. I'm like that little bear from the Charmin commercial, you know the one having trouble with the little pieces of paper stuck to his ass.

Hey you ran out of shit tickets, "naw i'm broke, just green wipe and quit bitchin"
by Webster 's Profit December 6, 2010
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Pussy Wipe

A person that is so stupid and illiterate that they don't understand how the alphabet works and makes the mistake of defining the word "wipe" with the definition of the word "whip", ironically making himself look exactly like a pussy wipe himself.
Once upon a time there was a little dumbass that went on urban dictionary to define the word pussy whip but thought it was spelled pussy wipe because he didn't know how to spell or define it in the first place and he lived crappily ever after.
by SuperMegaAsshole June 8, 2022
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briefcase mong wipe

Typically found at a school setting he/she is that one overly formal person in the group who fantasizes about their super hot mom and is always found carrying around his trusty briefcase with witch he uses to wipe his own ass.
Man can't this wanker stop acting like a briefcase mong wipe!
by The bagel 777 June 13, 2018
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Poo-of-a-1000 wipes

When you take a poo and go to wipe but after 5 wipes you’re still not clean, so you have to just keep wiping and wiping and still, poop. Like a marker
I was taking a poo and when I went to wipe I just kept wiping, and wiping, still, poop. Like a marker. So I made an Alabama Wetwipe by spitting of a piece of tp because it was a Poo-of-a-1000 wipes. Why couldn’t it have been a ghost poop?
by Peltmaster August 16, 2022
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Balls Wipe

someone (a dude or a hoe) thats an ass, a tard, and idiot.

A hoe that licks balls all day or an annoying kiss ass.
Hey you balls wipe!!!!

F*ckin balls wipe!

Your are a balls wipe.
by hellzhellz March 9, 2010
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