circle jerk

Invite friends around to jerk each of in a circle( because your all virgins)"average" thing that "average" friends do am I right;)

Wanna come round to my circle jerk session bro

by XxPhantomGamingxx February 8, 2017

Controller Jerk

A useless twitch that involves some playing games to move their controler vigorously, usually when their losing in a ill-fated attempt at a comeback.

We have all seen someone do this before, the Controller Jerk is infamous.

by Yep Nope October 10, 2005

jerk star

someone who's a jerk to the maximum!

"ahhh i can't believe he would drink all the kool-aid!"

"gurl, your little brothers a jerk star."

"foooo reaaaal! let's go smoke some hookah."

by monicaca August 3, 2007

ninja jerk

Stimulating a male individual without consent or notice, up to and including point of climax.

Last night when I was in bed, my girlfriend gave me a ninja jerk... I woke up with cum on my pants!

by Magic Butcher September 22, 2010

Jerk off

a dance off involving the move the jerk

once the jerk has been done in the dance off it has officially become a jerk off...no backsies

"yo dude, tommy can dance"

"i know bro...he totally smoked those guys in a jerk off"

by spenzarrr September 2, 2009

accidental jerk

someone who finds themselves acting like a jerk by mistake or accident.

I am such an accidental jerk for calling that homosexual man a fagget.

by oatmeal157 February 26, 2009

blind jerk

the act of tickling your pickle (masturbating) with your own eyes shut, oblivious to whatever's goin on around you.

Stephen - "Hey...I caught Ben doin the blind jerk the other day when i walked into the room"

Colby & Kyle - "Oh Shit...Really?!?"

Stephen - "Yea...It was the worst moment of my life!"

by K Charb December 29, 2007