Marin Kitagawa

Disclaimer: This is a FUCKING JOKE:

Also known as Anna Kitagawa, she is the one and only 2014 Trek Madone SLR 7 Gen 7. Ultegra Di2 with ultra aero frameset and deep section elementnumbersix wheels, she is Extremely Aerodynamic and lovable Aero MTB. Coming in 420mm drop bars with zero flare, 23mm tires, full suspension from FOX Factory (0mm front and back), and mechanical rim brakes, she makes the perfect bike for that local downhill MTB trail, best of all she is from the best off road cycling plant, Trek Road Bicycles.

NRML MTBer: now Trek, seems like you dont produce MTBs
Trek: we got Marin Kitagawa, a aerodynamic...
NRML MTBer interupts: nah, cool MTB. alr, lets shread that black diamond trail, Marin!
Marin: bruh, i am a roadbike.

NRML: nah, dosn't matter.
after the ride
NRML: owwwwwch my ass bro.
Trek Bike Staff: told you.

by Boo Radley Game November 15, 2023

Montana marinator

This isn’t a thing you reverted fuck

The Montana marinator isn’t a thing pervert

by Goonboy67 July 29, 2025

Marinate

When you are half way through brushing your teeth and you go to pee so you leave your toothbrush in your mouth to marinate your teeth

“Hold on John, I’m in the middle of a quick marinate”

by Good Morning77 May 21, 2019

Deep space marinate

The act of coitus in deep space when there is nothing to work against.

Having nothing to hold, the astronauts could only engage in deep space marinate.

by Sfkm March 23, 2019

Marin

A girl that will steal your heart, usually a redhead, sassy, funny, sarcastic, but has a heart of gold.

She’s a true Marin

by Mysterymanz May 25, 2020

Marin

Lover of women, doer of moms

Bet you wish you were Marin with the amount of mother’s she’s getting

by Meeps weeps January 11, 2022

sauna marine

The prime minister of Finland, Sanna Marin, is actually a sauna marine in disguise. He is on a mission to provide more saunas to the globe.

What is the sauna marine doing there?
—He's heating up the competition.

by 🅰️ January 17, 2022