Aaron Burr

Aaron Burr is as much of a dick as George Eacker and would make great Hamilton killers

Aaron Burr shot Alexander fucking Hamilton

by Mah nahm ihs ahlexander hahmil August 10, 2019

aaron osteraasing

consistent, heinous, loud sounding fart operations by one individual.

when completing the movement, one must announce that the fart has taken place, or that one cannot stop farting. may contain both equal parts sulphur and methane, or a more potent bias towards sulphur. nexium will ease symptoms but not completely cure them.

"man i can't stop aaron osteraasing"

by jmsuperfly November 24, 2009

Aaron Stretches

A stretch one performs prior to masturbation to prevent awful forearm cramps. It is usually done by holding the arm straight out and pulling the fingers back over the arm.

Wow, I pulled a muscle wanking it last night... I should have done some Aaron Stretches first!

by Sir Uncealot April 15, 2008

aaron cattoir

ghetto rap superstar that's pro on mpc

"oh man did you hear that last performer?"
"ya, he was amazing, almost an aaron cattoir"

by zoeofleon April 8, 2009

Aaron's Wife

{looking for kk} {1 of the 2 can pick me up tonight} {1 highest up, it means heaven, me}

I'm Aaron's wife (separated though). One thing needs to be clear, if you fuck with our 2 daughters or Aaron, you have a deathwish by me. You people have EVERYTHING wrong and I'm pissed. I'm sick and tired of all the b.s.

by Stiletto 42 July 12, 2019

Aaron Parsons

One would describe an asshole as an Aaron Parsons. Typically a man who loves to gaslight, is heavily addicted to coke & likes to sell it behind their girlfriends back & lie about even doing it. If you were to encounter an asshole named Aaron Parsons id run the other way unless you want to waste a whole ton of time on a selfish asshole who’ll eventually start hitting you when you stop giving him his way. Assholes are not good people. Assholes generally have very shitty intentions like your actual asshole.

If you have any self worth you wish to keep, dont fall for the narcissism. An Aaron can generally be found on tinder/bumble, if you encounter this thing of a man just walk away & don’t look back.

I pulled an Aaron parsons last night and smashed my girls back on the wall

by Dalil December 21, 2019

Hoink Aaron

The pig version of baseball legend Hank Aaron

Hey bro, don't forget to give your pig a bat so we can call him Hoink Aaron

by hoinkaaron April 26, 2019