gutter wood

A person of any gender who stands on the corner of an alley with hard wood, otherwise known as an erection while hollering obesities.

Hey good looking wanna try this meat missile in your weiner coozie. Oh john stop being a gutter wood.

by bb714 February 8, 2015

Busting wood

A slang term for masturbation. Otherwise known as flogging the log or taking a pound off.

"what where you doing?!"
"Just got done busting wood. "

by Rawdogger95 January 7, 2017

James wood

when a man gets morning wood at an awkward time or place

Girl: why are you hard, do I arouse you.
Man: no I swear its just james wood

by The urban catastrophe September 18, 2020

disk in the woods

When something is so new, that not even hipsters know about it.

Did you hear about the new indie band Opigon?
No.
i found it on a disk in the woods.

by anon kim April 7, 2015

prepper's wood

The strong emotional feeling bordering on sexual arousal that a prepper gets when their doomsday fantasy scenario starts to come true in any fashion.

Billy Bob isn't even trying to hide his raging prepper's wood as he watches the news about the virus ripping through the country.

by Orionnoir March 29, 2020

Lewis wood

Lewis wood (AKA The Man With A Massive Knob is from Chester le street (Durham) and he gets a lot of females

Lewis wood a fucking gangster

by Dylan barnett August 26, 2022

Wood Bummer

When your knocking up a pallet of window frame and you accidentally slip your peen into a nail hole and hammer it down. Mostly are joiners. If you need to know what a joiner is ask Nedklaw.

Me: aye up son how was work
Wood bummer: good son
Nedklaw: what you do?
Wood bummer: I’m a joiner
Nedklaw: what’s a joiner? what’s one of them then?
Wood bummer: let’s just say I have a lot of splinters in my one inch wonder son
Nedklaw: why’s that?

Wood bummer: well you know what they say about wood bummers!

by PadddeeTheNonce February 29, 2020