wonder pigeon

An exceptionally ugly pigeon who wonders around peoples' yards looking for suitable places to take a shit on.

Joe: Yo, what happend to yo yard bro?

Mike: the unthinkable wonder pigeon brah

by AnonymousPigeon October 26, 2013

Wonder

A real ass nigga not afraid of anything and knows how to make people scared and happy easily.

That nigga is a wonder

by IveNeverLiedBTW May 7, 2022

Wonderous

LB's version of the word "wondrous."

Derived from the old spelling of the word because wonderous with out the 'E' is just "One-druss"
No, it is "WON-DER-OUS!"

"Opossums are such wonderous creatures."

by anonymous December 6, 2024

wonder

michael cera

the definition of michael cera is wonder.

by kazbrekkerscane July 28, 2021

one square wonder

A miraculous event where only 1 square of toilet paper is required.

I just totally took a 3 hour dump and supringly, it was a one square wonder.

by lambdaradiation March 3, 2014

Wonder bread thighs

Lovely white legs that are nice and soft

Why girl has wonder bread thighs and I sleep soundly when my head is between them

by Azurvix October 18, 2021

Single Wipe Wonder

When you take a crap and it comes out so perfect, you only need to gather one wad of TP to wipe yourself clean.

Man, after that Mexican food yesterday, I had the best crap. It was a single wipe wonder!!

by GCSRT8 December 15, 2011