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i have witnesses

a cop out you use sometimes when someone else says they didnt do something you told them they did. sometimes it can happen because of drinking a lot over the years and it would make you think that. or if ur just drunk af. it can also happen because you just wanna fake rat on someone for fun.
guy 1: hey you broke my push broom!

guy 2: no i didnt because i dont remember it breaking when using it.

guy 1: i have witnesses!

guy 2: your crazy

guy 1: no im not!

guy 2: *talks under his breath* boy i bet he drinks alot!
by nobody else here October 23, 2017
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Wit sit

Eyeyeye buddy wit sit,

"Wit sit!!!!"
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Beauty wit a booty

A fine girl that also has a great ass.
Did you see that girl Kristin? That's a beauty wit a booty right there! She looks great coming or going!
by trdggyb July 14, 2021
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It's Over Wit

Boy, It's Over Wit. Why her feet bigger than mine. J's dint come in 14
Last frame in the bowling game. It's Over Wit
by DJ Dr Tha Truth March 13, 2023
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ride wit it

When you found out that that triflin' man IS the father of yo child and you wanna let him kno' you expect a check in the mail in 20-30 business days post-appearance on Maury.
Ride wit it, Harry! Ride wit it!
by bowle'd April 5, 2017
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Big niggas wit tight coochies

Big mother fuckers named Jared and Joshua who are big niggas wit tight coochies
“Aye man, remember those two guys we met in that alley that we fucked?”
You mean the Big Niggas Wit Tight Coochies?”
by TightPussyMan96024 January 9, 2021
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Jehovah Witness

A type of people refuse blood transfusions and die.
I will never get a blood transfusion ITS AGAINST MY RELIGION
A jehovah witness is a person that goes door to door to spread others to their cult.
by EdelieMoloney69420 June 23, 2022
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