watermelon nuts

A metaphorical condition attained when chasing a prospective partner for a long time.

Is commonly used interchangeably with the term blue balls.

Example: "Tom has been chasing that Marsha for a while now. That ass has his nuts grown like watermelons!"
"Dude had the watermelon nuts after that Stacey put their relationship on hold."

by DanteJefferson2999 November 27, 2016

watermelon

phantom chica in a nutshell

guy one: hey wanna have a watermelon?

guy two: i don’t wanna eat phantom chica!

guy one: why are we still friends?

by boomer man May 28, 2021

watermelon

Why the fuck is this political

Y’all need to get off of Reuters and touch grass I swear you cannot be making watermelon political

by Que t(z)al? July 27, 2021

peeled watermelon

The sexual act in whence a woman fists a man's prostate rapidly until it swells to the size of a watermelon

Oh the peeled watermelon Sheryl gave me last night is really taking a toll on me

by The trumpanator October 1, 2017

Watermelon Sugar

I do not know the definition.

"What is Watermelon Sugar?"

"I do not know the definition."

by ej.;gkjsl;fjsfi;lkd June 3, 2021

Watermelon Gambit

This is when your in school and you draw a penis on the nearest persons paper.

I was pissed whenever Jeffrey hit me with the watermelon gambit in science class.

by Watermelondude69420 June 3, 2023

watermelon sugar

WTH IS THIS WORD STILL TRENDING ON URDIC F**K YEAH

WHAT THE HELL WATERMELON SUGAR
LOL F

by 69 years ago June 24, 2021